4:1? 6:1?
In all honesty, what are the odds that Yasiel Puig DOESNT go to jail in the next several months? It just seems like its written in the stars. I’m not questioning his next level baseball abilities, nobody ever has. But the reason he wasn’t on LA’s Opening Day roster was because the Dodgers were terrified of his immaturity. Magic and Co put off bringing the kid up for as long as they could until their season was on the brink of becoming a gigantic waste of time and money. Now the Dodgers have been on an unprecedented roll since Puig’s call up and he’s the toast of Los Angeles. Everything is fine now while the Doyers roll along and his cockiness plays well while everything is going well. It should be noted that the baseball Gods are a fickle and angry bunch and sooner or later Puig and LA will hit the skids, and then what? It may not be until after this season ends but Yasiel Puig is 100% getting arrested this off season and it will be for one of a handful of things:
A) Domestic Violence against his gf/wife/baby momma/ escort
B) Assualt and Battery over a road rage incident or parking spot dispute
C) He wraps his Ferrari around a palm tree/ gets pulled over doing 130 mph in a 40mph zone in Hollywood with a .16 BAC
Personally I think I would have to lay my money on option C just because I feel that would just be a repeat offense and humans by nature tend to follow patters. However, he is Cuban so option A is a very strong possibility because in Cuba I’m pretty sure beating up women is OK. Either way, book it now: Yasiel Puig goes to jail before the All Star Game 2014 (at Target Field ironically enough).
PS –
Irregardless of everything I just said he could play for me any day of the week.
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