“Join the Navy, they said. See the world and gain valuable life experiences they promised. Not one motherfucking time did anyone mention having to rape a goat on national TV in a wintry mix. Such bullshit!”
Seriously though that is a tough, tough look for that guy and really for the United States Navy as a whole. For a service with a questionable reputation of buggery at sea they should probably try to cut down on the bestiality on terra firma. Havent they ever heard “its not gay underway, its only queer at the pier”? Fucking midshipmen cant get anything right.
Just for the record:
That makes a clean dozen in a row for The Midshipmen over The Cadets. Suck it Army.
Go Navy! Beat Army!