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Johnny Football Manziel’s Final College Game is Appointment Television

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Welp folks this is it. 5pm PST in the Chick-fil-A Bowl the world of college football will bid farewell to Johnny Football. I am so excited for this game I can’t even describe it. Sorry Duke, you’ve had a great year and all but you are the lambs being led to slaughter.  Im hoping for the full on Johnny Manziel experience. Im talking hang 70 points throw for 400 yds and run for another 300 all while racking up 150yds in personal fouls for unsportsmanlike conduct.  For my money he cant go far enough, come out in a fur coast like Joe Willy Goddamn Namath, gold ropes on the field like he’s PrimeTime.  Fuck a Duke cheeleader in the middle of the 3rd quarter.  Nothing is going to be over the top enough for me. Please Johnny Football, for me, for the kids but most importantly for ‘Murica! put on The Ritz on this New Years Eve.

Goodnight sweet prince, the world of college football will miss you way more than you will miss it

Can We All Please Leave Johnny Manziel Alone?

JohnnyFootball1There is a chance he regrets this.  Not because someone took a picture but because puting lit fireworks in your word hole while in a small enclosed environment is a horrifically stupid fucking idea for Heisman Trophy winners and homeless winos alike. Also, the scarf.

I get that its really hard to have sympathy for an Old Oil Money Rich college freshmen who won the Heisman Trophy and has had the world open all of the doors for him since January but, for one second can we all take a walk in this kid’s shoes? A year ago he was an obscure name on the A & M QB depth chart, getting arrested for having MULTIPLE fake IDs in his pocket. Now everyone expects a Heisman Trophy to change who he is. It won’t. I, for one, am thrilled that nobody was constantly documenting my exploits when I was 20.  That would have been a goddamn fiasco, and I was merely a broke Sailor not a stud QB.  I’m not implying we should feel any sympathy for young Mr Manziel but we all at least need to understand where the kid is coming from.

JohnnyFootballScoobyDoThis however, he should have ZERO regrets about. Good Jesus. Big Time College Football QuarterBacking. You’re doing it all the way right.

PS –

10,000% chance I dress up like Scooby Doo for Halloween

aggiej johnny-manziel-girls-photos-smalland yes I had to ask google how you spell ‘Scooby Doo’, not my proudest moment