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So I Guess I’m Assembling a Real-Life Scooby Doo Team Now?

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I guess this is where my life has come to now.  In my late 20’s and all I want to do is assemble a kick ass Scooby Doo Team but whatever, the heart wants what it wants.  (It’s crazy how somethings in life just are.  Just not really meant to be understood. Right Bobby Griffin x3?) Plus I’m going to be the co-owner of my very own thoroughly kick ass gold mining ghost town ft/ a bar and liquor license very shortly that would be a perfect setting for a little Scooby Dooin’ around.  From what I envision a Scooby Doo Team  would basically consist of hanging around getting stoned with your friends in a bitchin’ custom van, go on some random adventures, eat sandwiches and solve a few mysteries.  I LOVE all of those things!

I would like to campaign right here and now for Shaggy being the sneaky greatest role of all time.  Sure, it’s true that Fred is definitely putting the screws to Daphne but that leaves Velma all cold and alone on those long nights in sketchy ass remote locations.  She may be a tad on the mousey side but I have to believe there’s a little sex kitten locked up in there.  Don’t know why, just a hunch.  It’s not like Shaggy would really even have to try that hard, Velma is a girl and girls are infinitesimally jealous if one of their friends is getting some steady D right in front of them.  Amplify that by 1000x when said girls are part of a traveling foursome in a shaggin wagon.  Let Fred romp around all day and night with the two chatty broads while Shaggy wanders around kickin it with Scoob doin the whole getting stoned eating sandwiches bit.  To surmise Shaggy gets to hang out with his dog, smokin J’s, eatin snacks and then returns to the van for some effort-free sex with a slightly frumpy but overall cute girl.  Shaggy.

Can We All Please Leave Johnny Manziel Alone?

JohnnyFootball1There is a chance he regrets this.  Not because someone took a picture but because puting lit fireworks in your word hole while in a small enclosed environment is a horrifically stupid fucking idea for Heisman Trophy winners and homeless winos alike. Also, the scarf.

I get that its really hard to have sympathy for an Old Oil Money Rich college freshmen who won the Heisman Trophy and has had the world open all of the doors for him since January but, for one second can we all take a walk in this kid’s shoes? A year ago he was an obscure name on the A & M QB depth chart, getting arrested for having MULTIPLE fake IDs in his pocket. Now everyone expects a Heisman Trophy to change who he is. It won’t. I, for one, am thrilled that nobody was constantly documenting my exploits when I was 20.  That would have been a goddamn fiasco, and I was merely a broke Sailor not a stud QB.  I’m not implying we should feel any sympathy for young Mr Manziel but we all at least need to understand where the kid is coming from.

JohnnyFootballScoobyDoThis however, he should have ZERO regrets about. Good Jesus. Big Time College Football QuarterBacking. You’re doing it all the way right.

PS –

10,000% chance I dress up like Scooby Doo for Halloween

aggiej johnny-manziel-girls-photos-smalland yes I had to ask google how you spell ‘Scooby Doo’, not my proudest moment