Category Archives: Sex

Rocio Miranda Is What I Dream All South American Women’s Asses Are Like

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if looks could kill, they probably will

Dat ass! Good jumpin Jesus this girl, this girl right here is Rocio Miranda and she just redefines what an amazing latina ass should look like.  Just perfect.  The crazy part is that she finished 2nd in Miss Reef 2011 (I swear to you I will track down who beat her out, that I have GOT to see) and lists modeling as her hobby.  Yup, this is just what she does ont he side for shits and giggles.  Her full time profession is as a Voleibolista, which since I dont speak spanish can only assume is some combination of serving coffee while having a volleyball shaped butt. She’s probably really really good at that job.

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How Is Bar Paly Not Way More Famous?

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I would like to take a moment to proudly introduce Bar Paly a Russian/Israeli model and owner of possibly the longest torso I have ever seen.  For reasons I simply can not even begin to comprehend there simply arent that many pictures of this girl out there.  She was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother for one episode back in 2010, was in Pain and Gain in 2013 and is featured in a 2014 movie with Liam Neeson titled Non-Stop.  Since there are so few pics out there of her and she isnt nearly as famous as she should be/is about to become I’m just going to go ahead and say I was buying stock in Bar Paly back in the early days

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Don’t Worry ‘Murica! Boston Beatbox Is Here To Help You Ride Out This Polar Vortex

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I know the weather has been something of a miserable cunt for most of ‘Murica! over the last couple of weeks and I feel for my peoples in cold ass places. I do, I really do.  Especially considering that its already this bad this early.  Everyone is just staring down the barrel of what could be a very, very long winter in the Northern states.  But never fear, you are not forgotten.  We here aboard the OneLastLine want to help out in any way we possibly can (without leaving this amazingly warm little corner of the country),  With that in mind I present to you some videos that should heat you up and hopefully send your brain to its happy tropical place. Just keep telling yourself that summer will be here eventually, watch these videos on loop and you all should make it through these long cold dark days.

The Hottest Video You Will Watch Today

I’d like to present to you the Hottest Minute Twenty-One Seconds of Your Day brought to you by Said Energizer. This guy’s videos are plain old fashioned awesome.  Just some really amazing stuff.  Anyway I’m going to shut up now and get out of the way, let this video speak for itself:

Christ almighty. I need a cold shower or something

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This is 100% the kind of thing I’m talking about when I say that a chick is “dripping sex”.  Remember this video.

Double PS –

As an added bonus because I love you guys I included a MAD NSFW VIDEO after the jump:

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If Brazilian Born Italian Lingerie Models Are Your Thing You Should Check Out Izabel Goulart

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Iza Goulart is a 29yr old Brazilian born Italian Victoria’s Secret Angel.  I’m just going to sit back and allow that sentence to sink in for a second. Brazilian born Italian Victoria’s Secret Angel. Yup, that sounds good.  Lets start the week with that:

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Twelve Days of XMas Are Complete! We Made It Everybody!

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Well here it is folks.  The culmination of a lot of smutty work.  Today is Christmas, effectively making it the 12th and final day of the holiday run up. I’ve had a quite a bit of fun assembling this whole thing and if you guys enjoy yourselves even half that much then I’ve accomplished my mission and mission accomplishment is why we exist.

Merry Christmas guys:

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Eleventh Day of XMas! Pipers Are Piping Tonight!

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This is it folks, the Eve of Baby Jesus miraculous shuffle down the virgin Mary’s birth canal.  We’ve come along way, stared at a lot of ass together of the past 10 days, so with only 1 more tyo go after today lets finish this bitch out a strong note.  I’ve had a quite a bit of fun assembling this whole thing and if you guys enjoy yourselves even half that much then I’ve accomplished my mission and mission accomplishment is why we exist.

Happy holidays you filthy mutts:

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