Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: I’m Back!

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It is henceforth proclaimed that on the Twenty-First Day of October in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Fourteen Anno Domini that One Last Line is once again anchors aweigh and setting sail for the open waters of the internet. So get ready because I’m back at it is I guess what I’m trying way too hard to say.

To prove that we’re really back and to remind everyone what we should be in store for here in our little corner of the internet here’s the best minute you’ll have on the (non-porn) interwebs today:

the song is ‘I Can’t Stand’ by Ricky Hil and it is fucking dope! As for the video it’s maybe NSFW? I’m not sure. There’s no nips or anything but it is super fucking hot. Enjoy:

PS –

If you’re interested in the three previous installments of “The blog is back up and running!” series here they are:

The Second Re-Launch

Our Re-Launch

One Last Line’s Initial Launch

Rocio Miranda Is What I Dream All South American Women’s Asses Are Like

if looks could kill, they probably will

Dat ass! Good jumpin Jesus this girl, this girl right here is Rocio Miranda and she just redefines what an amazing latina ass should look like.  Just perfect.  The crazy part is that she finished 2nd in Miss Reef 2011 (I swear to you I will track down who beat her out, that I have GOT to see) and lists modeling as her hobby.  Yup, this is just what she does ont he side for shits and giggles.  Her full time profession is as a Voleibolista, which since I dont speak spanish can only assume is some combination of serving coffee while having a volleyball shaped butt. She’s probably really really good at that job.

Lakers/Clippers Duo Spittin Relentless Game At Staples Tonight

Good job.  Good effort.

How Is Bar Paly Not Way More Famous?

I would like to take a moment to proudly introduce Bar Paly a Russian/Israeli model and owner of possibly the longest torso I have ever seen.  For reasons I simply can not even begin to comprehend there simply arent that many pictures of this girl out there.  She was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother for one episode back in 2010, was in Pain and Gain in 2013 and is featured in a 2014 movie with Liam Neeson titled Non-Stop.  Since there are so few pics out there of her and she isnt nearly as famous as she should be/is about to become I’m just going to go ahead and say I was buying stock in Bar Paly back in the early days

Don’t Worry ‘Murica! Boston Beatbox Is Here To Help You Ride Out This Polar Vortex

oh ya, thats why I moved

I know the weather has been something of a miserable cunt for most of ‘Murica! over the last couple of weeks and I feel for my peoples in cold ass places. I do, I really do.  Especially considering that its already this bad this early.  Everyone is just staring down the barrel of what could be a very, very long winter in the Northern states.  But never fear, you are not forgotten.  We here aboard the OneLastLine want to help out in any way we possibly can (without leaving this amazingly warm little corner of the country),  With that in mind I present to you some videos that should heat you up and hopefully send your brain to its happy tropical place. Just keep telling yourself that summer will be here eventually, watch these videos on loop and you all should make it through these long cold dark days.

Romina Gachoy Makes Me Want To Visit Uruguay

Romina Gachoy is a spanish language actress and model from Uruguay.  I think.  She truly does not exist in the english language for some reason.  Which is really way too fucking bad because most gringos are really missing out on something special.  This chica flat out dominates the instagram game.  I wish I could tell you guys a little bit more about her but like I mentioned earlier, no es en ingles y yo no hablo mas espanol and I am far too lazy to use a translator.  As an apology for not doing more legwork on her actual background here is an extended gallery.  As always, enjoy:

Does Anyone Else Out There Like Sexy Redheads?

Sexy redheads are such a rare find but man oh man are the awesome when you do find one.  But like I said it can be obscenely difficult to find even one hot redhead but have no fear ye olde Boston Beatbox came to the rescue and put together the definitive photo gallery of sexy redheaded women.  You are all very welcome.