Dat ass! Good jumpin Jesus this girl, this girl right here is Rocio Miranda and she just redefines what an amazing latina ass should look like. Just perfect. The crazy part is that she finished 2nd in Miss Reef 2011 (I swear to you I will track down who beat her out, that I have GOT to see) and lists modeling as her hobby. Yup, this is just what she does ont he side for shits and giggles. Her full time profession is as a Voleibolista, which since I dont speak spanish can only assume is some combination of serving coffee while having a volleyball shaped butt. She’s probably really really good at that job.
I know the weather has been something of a miserable cunt for most of ‘Murica! over the last couple of weeks and I feel for my peoples in cold ass places. I do, I really do. Especially considering that its already this bad this early. Everyone is just staring down the barrel of what could be a very, very long winter in the Northern states. But never fear, you are not forgotten. We here aboard the OneLastLine want to help out in any way we possibly can (without leaving this amazingly warm little corner of the country), With that in mind I present to you some videos that should heat you up and hopefully send your brain to its happy tropical place. Just keep telling yourself that summer will be here eventually, watch these videos on loop and you all should make it through these long cold dark days.
Romina Gachoy is a spanish language actress and model from Uruguay. I think. She truly does not exist in the english language for some reason. Which is really way too fucking bad because most gringos are really missing out on something special. This chica flat out dominates the instagram game. I wish I could tell you guys a little bit more about her but like I mentioned earlier, no es en ingles y yo no hablo mas espanol and I am far too lazy to use a translator. As an apology for not doing more legwork on her actual background here is an extended gallery. As always, enjoy:
I’d like to present to you the Hottest Minute Twenty-One Seconds of Your Day brought to you by Said Energizer. This guy’s videos are plain old fashioned awesome. Just some really amazing stuff. Anyway I’m going to shut up now and get out of the way, let this video speak for itself:
Christ almighty. I need a cold shower or something
This is 100% the kind of thing I’m talking about when I say that a chick is “dripping sex”. Remember this video.
Double PS –
As an added bonus because I love you guys I included a MAD NSFW VIDEO after the jump:
Thumb rests, video games, hand grips, back dimples call them whatever you want but there is one thing I think that we can all agree on: they are awesome. Just something about seeing a girls’ lower back and noticing two perfectly placed little indents. It just triggers a primal part of the male brain that says “this female is quite literally built for fucking”. Sex on top of sex on top of sex. Hey I can’t always explain it. Sometimes it really just is the little things in life:
Iza Goulart is a 29yr old Brazilian born Italian Victoria’s Secret Angel. I’m just going to sit back and allow that sentence to sink in for a second. Brazilian born Italian Victoria’s Secret Angel. Yup, that sounds good. Lets start the week with that:
Well here it is folks. The culmination of a lot of smutty work. Today is Christmas, effectively making it the 12th and final day of the holiday run up. I’ve had a quite a bit of fun assembling this whole thing and if you guys enjoy yourselves even half that much then I’ve accomplished my mission and mission accomplishment is why we exist.
Merry Christmas guys: