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Women Need to Run for 5 hrs to Burn Off Christmas

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Daily Mail Women will need to run for five hours two minutes to burn off the food they eat on Christmas Day, while men face jogging for four hours 25 minutes, a study found.Women will consume 3,514 calories on December 25 and men a waist-expanding 3,640 calories – up to 76 per cent more than the recommended daily allowance.

Welp there you have it ladies.  As if you needed any further reasoning science is now officially assigning a number of hours required to run to burn off a Christmas spent indulging in sugarplums or whatever.   I personally have no issue with a girl getting down with the get down at the X-Mas dinner table. Do what you gotta do babe, Lord knows the winter holidays were made for wanton glutinous behavior. Just get that ass out the door bright and early. Get to working those 3500 calories off and I’ll see you in 5 hours 6 hours (just to be safe). Hell by then I’ll probably be hungry and need a sandwich or something anyway so in the end it all times out pretty well. Thanks science, good lookin out.

Scientists Claim the Number of Women Admitting to Girl on Girl Action Has Quadrupled

Guardian – A new study has just been released showing that the number of women in Britain who engage in lesbian experiences has risen drastically. Back in 1990, just 1.8 percent of women participated in lesbian dalliances or relationships, while the new study found that 8 percent of women in Britain had experienced at least one lesbian encounter. The number includes women who identify as primarily lesbian as well as women who identify as having a sexual orientation other than lesbian, and represents a quadrupling of the previous numbers. Breaking the statistics down for lesbian experiences in Britain by age, a clear pattern emerges that tells researchers more young women are exploring lesbian sexuality. In the age group between 35 and 44, 12 percent of women experienced lesbian encounters while that number rose even higher in women ages 16-24. That age group saw 19 percent of women saying they had had a lesbian experience while the 25 to 34 year old group found 18 percent of women had had at least one lesbian experience.

Well, well well.  If this isn’t just the sexiest scientific survey result I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on.  The number of women who have scissored a chick is up from slightly under 2% to a robust 8%.  Thats over a 400% increase in girl-on-girl sexy time in the last twenty years.  Fucking awesome.  It’s already pretty incredible when you think that if you are on a bus (Bang Bus?) with 10 women the odds are that one of them knows what a vagina tastes like, but then they go ahead and break the whole thing down by age demgraphic.  Thats where these numbers really start to turn (no pun intended, but totally pun intended): a robust 19% of women between the ages of 16-24 have gone muff diving and the 25-34 age group checks in with a pretty righteous 18%.  That means that if you are sitting in a bar and there are 40 girls born between 1979 – 1997 statistically speaking 9.5 have done some clit bumpin and grindin.  (although if they are born between 1995 – 1997 you shouldn’t be thinking about them like that because they are under 18 and thats just gross.  That sentence made me feel really old.  I remember the early 90’s.  Fuck I need a drink.) Truly a spectacular time to be a young relatively young man in a first world democracy.

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These numbers can obviously only reflect that 18% of 25 – 34yr old women are willing to ADMIT to having lesbian relations, my feeling is that the actual real honest to god number is probably closer 28%.

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Should we do a little Girl on Girl Gallery to celebrate?  I think we should, right? Ya you know what, lets do that:

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Fourth Day of XMas! We’re Getting Four Calling Birds!

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We have officially entered the home stretch to Baby Jesus Day with the beginning of the Twelve Days of Christmas. To help all of my fine peoples get through this last holiday push your generous and benevolent Comandant Boston Beatbox is going to be posting some Hoe, Hoe, motherfucking Hoes to end my blogging day.  Not only that but I’m also going to include the lyrics from the classic Twelve Days of Christmas that correspond with that Day of Christmas.  Thats right a new gallery of three sexified X-Mas themed pics accompanied by the stanza for that day of XMas will go up everyday from now until we hit paydirt.  By the end of this little experiment in my ability to commit to a long term project we should have a lovely little gallery and the complete words to The Twelve Days of Christmas.  I’ve had a quite a bit of fun assembling this whole thing and if you guys enjoy yourselves even half that much then I’ve accomplished my mission and mission accomplishment is why we exist.

Happy holidays you filthy mutts:

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Do You Like Asian Sexy Asian Girls? I’d Like You To Meet Janis True

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Since its getting crazy cold around ‘Murica at the moment I figure OneLastLine should set her sails towards somewhere tropical. Few places on Earth more tropical than The Rainbow State. Its here in warm and breezy Hawai’i that we find Janis True (which is obviously her government name). She is a Hot Imports model and a college student, I think.  Regardless of any of that one thing I do know for sure is that this girl right here is a certified dime. I would say she has an irresistibly smokey exotic look to her but since I’m not an old vaguely racist white man (yet) I won’t say that. Instead I’ll just say that Island Fever has never sounded so appealing.  Enjoy this gallery of possibly the sexiest Asian woman currently in the game:

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Ho, Ho, Ho Its The Twelve Days of Christmas!

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We have officially entered the home stretch to Baby Jesus Day with the beginning of the Twelve Days of Christmas. To help all of my fine peoples get through this last holiday push your generous and benevolent Comandant Boston Beatbox is going to be posting some Hoe, Hoe, motherfucking Hoes to end my blogging day.  Not only that but I’m also going to include the lyrics from the classic Twelve Days of Christmas that correspond with that Day of Christmas.  Thats right a new gallery of three sexified X-Mas themed pics accompanied by the stanza for that day of XMas will go up everyday from now until we hit paydirt.  By the end of this little experiment in my ability to commit to a long term project we should have a lovely little gallery and the complete words to The Twelve Days of Christmas.  I’ve had a quite a bit of fun assembling this whole thing and if you guys enjoy yourselves even half that much then I’ve accomplished my mission and mission accomplishment is why we exist.

Happy holidays you filthy mutts:

XMasHoe34

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This Is Sarah Shahi…What Was I Talking About?

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According to her Wikipedia (which is pretty much the most reliable source of background info ever) Sarah Shahi is a Persian actress that just drips sex everywhere she goes.  Seriously in most of the picture I could find of this girl she has that “I just broke some dude’s dick off” smirk and the all telling tussled up hair that is the sure fire sign of an awesome time.  Apparently she’s been in some movies and a couple of TV shows with the highlight being a short-lived NBC sitcom called ‘Fairly Legal’ or something.  It’s really not important.  Oh did I mention she was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader because, I mean look at her, of course she was.  I didn’t intend for this gallery to be this long but I kind of got carried away and couldn’t bear the thought of omitting any of these pics.  So with that here’s a long gallery of the most sexified 33 yr old Persian woman I can think of:

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