So Doc Rivers’ Clips held home court last night and marched past the Celtics on the back of Blake Griffin’s 29 points. Thats to be expected, the Clippers even sans Chris Paul are a far superior team to the Boston Celtics. The C’s did put up a fight as it appears almost every player on the roster is auditioning to be the next one traded to a contender. Thats not what we’re here to discuss today. No today I would like to talk about the awesome crowd behind one of the baskets last night. This is their reaction to Blake Griffin getting up and (sort of) over Kris Humphries:
Now this man’s Mini Mouse swerve is obviously the the first thing that will catch your eye, and rightfully so. That shit is on point. But there are so many other hidden little gems in this one. Lets break it down one by one:
Mr Scarf over here sitting on the left hand of Mr Mini is the perfect stereotype partner for Mini Mouse. Just covering up his reaction with his scarf. Strange play for sure. I’m not too sure what would possess you to do that but then again I don’t know what possesses a man to wear a scarf in LA. Seriously bro it was like 73 degrees yesterday. Knock that shit off.
So Kieth Richard’s has apparently perfected the art of time travel and has used this gift to attend Clippers games. And it is is blowing young Kieth Richard’s fucking mind. Like something was finally awesome enough to cut through the cloud the permanently surrounds his brain. Looks like even with a second shot at youth Kieth Richards is still making wonderful decisions.
Head down, completely zoned out staring at the iPhone. Probably watching a sick Blake Griffin dunk compilation video on YouTube or something. Money well spent for those seats.
Honestly I have no explanation for this but for some reason this asian lady just cracks me right the fuck up. That might make me a racist but I can’t help it that she makes me giggle every time I look at her.
Glasses guy here seems really melancholy about the whole affair. His lack of reaction is actually pretty fucking creepy. Especially when juxtaposed to the guy behind him who has literally had Blake Griffin take his breath away.
This black lady is killing the dunk reaction game.. You can see from her cuffs she clearly is fairly dressed and is sporting some type of blazer or another. Doesn’t make a bit of difference how prim and proper a person may be, when somebody get dunked on right up close and personal black folks just instinctively lose their shit. Just have no other options, its primal. One day I would like to be as excited about anything as black people get watching people get dunked on.