I would like to take a moment to proudly introduce Bar Paly a Russian/Israeli model and owner of possibly the longest torso I have ever seen. For reasons I simply can not even begin to comprehend there simply arent that many pictures of this girl out there. She was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother for one episode back in 2010, was in Pain and Gain in 2013 and is featured in a 2014 movie with Liam Neeson titled Non-Stop. Since there are so few pics out there of her and she isnt nearly as famous as she should be/is about to become I’m just going to go ahead and say I was buying stock in Bar Paly back in the early days
Sexy redheads are such a rare find but man oh man are the awesome when you do find one. But like I said it can be obscenely difficult to find even one hot redhead but have no fear ye olde Boston Beatbox came to the rescue and put together the definitive photo gallery of sexy redheaded women. You are all very welcome.
I’d like to present to you the Hottest Minute Twenty-One Seconds of Your Day brought to you by Said Energizer. This guy’s videos are plain old fashioned awesome. Just some really amazing stuff. Anyway I’m going to shut up now and get out of the way, let this video speak for itself:
Christ almighty. I need a cold shower or something
This is 100% the kind of thing I’m talking about when I say that a chick is “dripping sex”. Remember this video.
Double PS –
As an added bonus because I love you guys I included a MAD NSFW VIDEO after the jump:
Thumb rests, video games, hand grips, back dimples call them whatever you want but there is one thing I think that we can all agree on: they are awesome. Just something about seeing a girls’ lower back and noticing two perfectly placed little indents. It just triggers a primal part of the male brain that says “this female is quite literally built for fucking”. Sex on top of sex on top of sex. Hey I can’t always explain it. Sometimes it really just is the little things in life:
Iza Goulart is a 29yr old Brazilian born Italian Victoria’s Secret Angel. I’m just going to sit back and allow that sentence to sink in for a second. Brazilian born Italian Victoria’s Secret Angel. Yup, that sounds good. Lets start the week with that:
Well here it is folks. The culmination of a lot of smutty work. Today is Christmas, effectively making it the 12th and final day of the holiday run up. I’ve had a quite a bit of fun assembling this whole thing and if you guys enjoy yourselves even half that much then I’ve accomplished my mission and mission accomplishment is why we exist.
Merry Christmas guys:
This is it folks, the Eve of Baby Jesus miraculous shuffle down the virgin Mary’s birth canal. We’ve come along way, stared at a lot of ass together of the past 10 days, so with only 1 more tyo go after today lets finish this bitch out a strong note. I’ve had a quite a bit of fun assembling this whole thing and if you guys enjoy yourselves even half that much then I’ve accomplished my mission and mission accomplishment is why we exist.
Happy holidays you filthy mutts: